Some Crabbos simply want to know what love is and they want you to show them. In their life there’s been heartache and pain and they don’t know if they can face it agai– [static as if a channel is changing, and then Corners cuts into the recording.]

Corners: Hey, it’s Corners! Why’d you take home Crabbo instead of Corners? If it’s because you didn’t take one goddamn minute to think about how lonely and scared Corners might be at the store at night by himself, press 1. If it’s because you didn’t think Corners would come for you, press 2.