Here at KidzWorks! we believe there’s nothing more beautiful [sentimental piano music begins] than two Corners finding each other. Take a moment to appreciate love in all its forms. Maybe ask yourself: what’s going on in your life that you felt the need to call Customer Service just because two Corners, who have nothing to do with you, found a connection? One that perhaps they have been waiting their whole lives for, and thought was never going to happen to them, and probably isn’t the first step to a murderous spree. Thank you for calling KidzWorks! Toys. Press 1 to return to the previous menu. [Music makes one final flourish and completes.]

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