At the tone, please state what weapons you have, exactly where they are, and any passcodes required to access them. We promise Corners is not forcing us to send this information directly to him by threatening our families. Corners would never hurt you. Thank you for calling KidzWor—[the threatening, ominous “O Fortuna” from Carmina Burana—the song that plays during all of cinema’s greatest horseback-fought war scenes—cuts off the recording and begins blaring abruptly.] [Voicemail tone.]

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