When the KidzWorks! Product Containment Team arrives at your home, say these words, and only these words, to your toy: [sweet, melancholy piano begins] “Corners, our child needs some time to say goodbye to all their other toys and to us because our child doesn’t need us anymore because they have you now. You get to go with these nice men from KidzWorks! on a special trip.” Then look away from Corners and do not look back at him until he is gone, no matter what sounds you may hear. Thank you for calling KidzWorks! Toys.